Cape Cod Stories

From the opening

I don't exactly know why Cap'n Jonadab and me went to the post-office that night; we wa'n't expecting any mail, that's sartin. I guess likely we done it for the reason the feller that tumbled overboard went to the bottom--'twas the handiest place TO go.

Anyway we was there, and I was propping up the stove with my feet and holding down a chair with the rest of me, when Jonadab heaves alongside flying distress signals. He had an envelope in his starboard mitten, and, coming to anchor with a flop in the next chair, sets shifting the thing from one hand to the other as if it 'twas red hot.

I watched this performance for a spell, waiting for him to say something, but he didn't, so I hailed, kind of sarcastic, and says: “What you doing--playing solitaire? Which hand's ahead?”

He kind of woke up then, and passes the envelope over to me.

'Twas a queer looking envelope, more'n the average length fore and aft, but kind of scant in the beam. There was a puddle of red sealing wax on the back of it with a “D” in the middle, and up in one corner was a kind of picture thing in colors, with some printing in a foreign language underneath it. I b'lieve 'twas what they call a “coat-of-arms,” but it looked more like a patchwork comforter than it did like any coat ever I see. The envelope was addressed to “Captain Jonadab Wixon, Orham, Mass.”

I took my turn at twisting the thing around, and then I hands it back to Jonadab.

“'Twas in my box,” says he. “Must have come in to-night's mail.”

I didn't know the mail was sorted, but when he says that I got up and went over and unlocked my box, just to show that I hadn't forgot how, and I swan to man if there wa'n't another envelope, just like Jonadab's, except that 'twas addressed to “Barzilla Wingate.”

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