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Mucedorus

by William, 1564-1616 [Dubious author] Shakespeare

Pages
about 48
Category
Literature & Fiction
Language
English
Reading time
52 min at 250 wpm
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From the opening

COMEDY. Why so; thus do I hope to please: Music revives, and mirth is tolerable; Comedy, play thy part and please; Make merry them that comes to joy with thee. Joy then, good gentles; I hope to make you laugh. Sound forth Bellona’s silver-tuned strings; Time fits us well, the day and place is ours.

ENVY. Nay, stay, you minion, stay; there lies a block! What, all on mirth? I’ll interrupt your tale, And mix your music with a tragic end.

COMEDY. What monstrous ugly hag is this, That dares control the pleasures of our will? Vaunt, churlish cur, besmear’d with gory blood, That seemst to check the blossoms of delight, And stifle the sound of sweet Bellona’s breath; Blush, monster, blush, and post away with shame, That seekest disturbance of a goddess’ deeds.

ENVY. Post hence thyself, thou counterchecking trull; I will possess this habit, spite of thee, And gain the glory of thy wished sport. I’ll thunder music shall appal the nymphs, And make them shiver their clattering strings, Flying for succour to their dankish caves.

Hark, hearken, thou shalt hear a noise Shall fill the air with a shrilling sound, And thunder music to the gods above: Mars shall himself reach down A peerless crown upon brave Envy’s head, And raise his rival with a lasting fame. In this brave music Envy takes delight, Where I may see them wallow in their blood, And spurn at arms and legs quite shivered off, And hear the cries of many thousands slain. How lik’st thou this, my trull? ’tis sport alone for me!

COMEDY. Vaunt, bloody cur, nurs’d up with tiger’s sap, That so dost seek to quail a woman’s mind! Comedy’s mild, gentle, willing for to please, And seeks to gain the love of all estates, Delights in mirth, mix’d all with lovely tales, And bringeth things with treble joy to pass.

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