The Puritan Widow

Name: The Puritan Widow
Author: William, 1564-1616 [Dubious author] Shakespeare

by William, 1564-1616 [Dubious author] Shakespeare

Pages: about 72
Category: Literature & Fiction
Language: English
Reading time: 79 min at 250 wpm

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From the opening

[Enter the Lady Widdow-Plus, her two daughters Frank and Moll, her husband’s Brother an old Knight Sir Godfrey, with her Son and heir Master Edmond, all in mourning apparel, Edmond in a Cyrpess Hat. The Widdow wringing her hands, and bursting out Into passion, as newly come from the Burial of her husband.
WIDOW. Oh, that ever I was borne, that ever I was borne!
SIR GODFREY. Nay, good Sister, dear sister, sweet sister, be of good comfort; show your self a woman, now or never.
WIDOW. Oh, I have lost the dearest man, I have buried the sweetest husband that ever lay by woman.
SIR GODFREY. Nay, give him his due, he was indeed an honest, virtuous, Discreet, wise man,—he was my Brother, as right as right.
WIDOW. O, I shall never forget him, never forget him; he was a man so well given to a woman—oh!
SIR GODFREY. Nay, but, kind Sister, I could weep as much as any woman, but, alas, our tears cannot call him again: me thinks you are well read, Sister, and know that death is as common as Homo, a common name to all men:—a man shall be taken when he’s making water.—Nay, did not the learned Parson, Master Pigman, tell us e’en now, that all Flesh is frail, we are borne to die, Man ha’s but a time: with such like deep and profound persuasions, as he is a rare fellow, you know, and an excellent Reader: and for example, (as there are examples aboundance,) did not Sir Humfrey Bubble die tother day? There’s a lusty Widdow; why, she cried not above half an hour—for shame, for shame! Then followed him old Master Fulsome, the Usurer: there’s a wise Widdow; why, she cried ne’er a whit at all.
WIDOW. O, rank not me with those wicked women: I had a husband Out-shined ’em all.

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The Puritan Widow

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